The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Empire of Layarteb	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“So I dub thee Unforgiven”
3.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“How will you act?”
4.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
5.	The Conglomerate of Armacor	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
6.	The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“All is well.”
7.	The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“My bill is pointy.”
8.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Free Markets, Free People”
9.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
10.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Stop Reading My Motto!”