The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
3.	The District of Cole County	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Community”
4.	The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Why bother?”
5.	The Lions Empire of Macedonian Lions	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“!@#$%^&*()”
6.	The Thug of NWA EAZY E	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ”
7.	The United States of MAKE MONEY FAST	Free-Market Paradise Randroids	“MAKE MONEY FAST!”
8.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Free Markets, Free People”
9.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
10.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Gloom Over Dominated”