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Buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The burger club is two blocks down.
Hello? Is this Gandhi? Take your meds.
You should have seen TCC before it collapsed. I might update it now that I know they've been trashtalking me. I mean, I did get stabbed in the back, but making up things just to make a bad guy out of me rather than, at the time, a useful idiot is a bit too much.
Playing a game whose rules we do not know.'
- ???
This is where it all began.
DATA EXPUNGED
FLAG CENSORED
RF was a calm and peaceful region. One in which I learned the basics. Puetavisa was there too. He was a security officer.
RF homever had issues underneath the facade of tranquility...
An oligarchy was in control. There was no future. The corrupt elite ruled the region with an iron fist. The oligarchy decided to induct the region into their far-reaching unholy alliance... Which you may be familiar with... well, maybe not. There was no vote. The induction progressed day by day... The RMB declined both in quality and in number of posts. And so I reached out... and was denied the democratic process of voting.
That is when I realized. There was no solution... except bail out and find something new and better...
Fortunately one of the residents - an exception in the corrupt system - reached out to me and many others.
And so the VALTIC was founded.
Disillusioned people flocked there, as well as a minority of the corrupt elite from the RF. A danger, at the moment unseen, loomed over the newborn region...
What would happen next, nobody could predict. Was it fate? - for something so great to collapse into disrepair?
All this because of neglect, that, unfortunately - was not benign?
The Valtic. This is where we met and where some started their venture into NationStates.
There are two perspectives on the creation of the Valtic. Take both with a pinch of salt.
Let me tell you how it was created, by the testimony of Puetavisa;
"Myself and K formed the VALTIC as a roleplay alliance within RF. We invited the Forefather because he was our friend."
The forefather says otherwise: "Puetavisa and Kentalia were not the ones who created the alliance. It was me and Kentalia, actually, and then he joined us."
This concept then evolved into a standalone region.
This is where New excalibus started. Free of the corruption of RF, he later became a figurehead in the fight against the oligarchy - a vivid critic of their policies. The greater low countries was also active during that time. Puetavisa at the time was Commander-In-Chief - an officer in the region as he was one of the people who influenced the Valtic heavily. According to him, he lost his role because his "NStats were too 'authoritarian'".
According to the forefather homever; "He CTE'd when we were still an alliance in RF and came back 5 months later - when me and Kentalia have worked our asses off and asked for founder. We were not going to give him something for literally nothing."
This is where we all met. We became comrades.
Other persons of note include:
UV-Imperium - if I remember right: nasty person, one of the RF crooks, he sucks the big bad bosses pindas on discord to this day
Yappar surfers - (does someone know this guy?)
Northern therchawers - fun guy, can't remember much else
Siderian reich - good roleplayer, me, Puetavisa, Certainopia and him formed an alliance in RP against some people, later founded Karrimore which CTE'd after some time
Certainopia - VCS (Valtic Safety Coalition) founder along with Puetavisa and me, roleplayer
Craiser - roleplayer
Cross - can't remember
Milotska - can't remember
Trylobite - uhh?
Commie manifesto - had an island in the RP, can't remember much else
Alakopia - literally tried to make our VSC flag an a**hole, very annoying
Kahlifornia - Valtic Direct Democracy founder, basically the opposite of VSC
Beliski lupolvic - government guy
Independence systems - no idea
Voyaslavia - still active somewhere, good RP'er
Vent nathland - this guy was some kid roleplaying the SCP foundation, got epicly wreckt and had to remake his nation. Has a Roblox picture on discord, LMAO
I will later visit the Valtic RMB to gather more names.
Little did we know, those times would not last. Dark clouds loomed over the horizon.
And they would never end. Our great founder, the one who united us in time of need... decided to leave us to the wolves I ran from. He gave a certain individual his founder account.
Another individual, homever, fought against the tides of darkness...
Prosperus Happyland... He hoisted the flag that rallied us...
But even that...
failed.
He failed.
And with him, we all failed.
The population couldn't be maintained... Prosperus was a WA delegate, not a founder.
Content on gnawing at the remains of the Valtic... the wolf guards his trophy and denies those who hold the Valtic dear from paying respects...
The Extinction started...
Nations CTE'd (ceased to exist after not logging in for 28 days). En masse. Even Puetavisa succumbed. Not many remained. But before that... Lytchett founded Hegiroth, the successor to the flawed Valtic - a place we once called home...
And so, at the time of writing this account, the Valtic has atrophied to 9 nations. All of them puppets. The last RMB post was 102 days ago.
The wolf still continues to munch on the remains, eating itself like Ouroboros.
"If I wasn't ousted, we'd all be in the VALTIC still" - Puetavisa
a fool learns from his own'
We were exiles. Looking for our own place in the sun.
ORIGINAL FLAG
HAS BEEN LOST.
New Excalibus had found a new, green island on the horizon...
Founded by Lytchett, it was Hegiroth.
We, the people, had refuge at last. Excal brought The greater low countries with him.
Soon after, I noticed the island too. A few warned me. "The only thing they do is complain about others." they said. I knew no one here was afraid to speak. So I joined. I was greeted with hospitality and respect.
That time was the golden age. A certain personage called Lewm joined. Little did we know, it had been someone we already met before...
Then - a miracle, Puetavisa had reformed and joined us!
So we chatted. Voted. Evolved our government. Posted memes. Made fun of Excal for living on top of a volcano (LOLZ).
We had a minor drama with The Democratic Republic Of Freedom over embassies. In the end, it brought us closer together - we resolved the matter and made friends in the process. A controversial defense pact was formed with The Wolf Clan - ultimately a neutral experience. An embassy with Kaiserreich was established. Life was calm here. Very relaxing...
We all should have enjoyed it while we could.
The golden age had ended. The first signs of a bigger problem could already be seen.
Lytchett had contacted a certain individual about a merge nobody wanted. Without discussing it with us first. Our reaction was predictable. Facing opposition to his plot of manipulating Lytchett into a merge, vile Q went to the telegrams and wrote many arrogant messages, as if he was superior to us. So I epicly roasted that sad existence in telegrams and on his own RMB. The post still remains in his former region to this day.
"Former region?" you ask? As it turns out, not even a hundred days later, his region collapsed. At the moment of writing Q resides in a NationStates equivalent of a trash dump - a parody of a raider region, locked in an eternal 69 with his crony I-M. As I said in my epic roast, sad existence indeed.
Then - A plot twist!
Lytchett returns, seemingly in touch with reason again!
The merge is called off and Q's region is eternally banned from the embassy list.
Relief washes over us, this calls for a celebration!
Life returns to normal for the next 3-4 months...
Tranquility makes us unsuspecting of the events to come. We thought the troubled times ended.
They did not.
Suddenly, Lytchett (again, without consulting us) proclaims that we have become a part of the Kaiserbund. People including me become miffed.
We call a vote to leave the Kaiserbund and the results come in...
If I remember correctly; 4 votes to leave, 1 vote to stay.
Then, a Kaiserreich representative joins and proclaims:
V. Secession of any Kaiserbund regions from the Reich is strictly prohibited.
Then - Uproar! How could this be? Someone from another region decrees our vote invalid? Disgrace!
I start cooking up a raider defence plan in anticipation of a tag raid by Kaiserreich forces. Homever, I lack the powers to do it, so I request an extension of privleges.
Excalibus: Granted!
but then...
Lytchett: DENIED!!!
Lytchett then proceeds to strip us of free speech for 'undemocratic behavior' and insults towards him. None of which happened.
This sends Lytchett into a rage and he starts suppressing EVERYTHING.
Our friend has went mad. We know we are out of options. We decide to do the unthinkable.
We have to leave.
Right after we leave, Lewm reveals him(her? I don't even know at this point)self as the original founder of the Valtic (the forefather). We all had no clue. Even so, Puetavisa claims to have known Lewm was the forefather all along (clearly not true) because of his bad english. We all LUL internally at that and Lewm proceeds to roast him. So we all laugh.
Quoting Lewm him(her?)self: "I do not know why I am even replying to this. I just wanted to make it clear how you have not changed. We both know you did not know it was me, so do not act like it. And we both know my English isn’t so horrible that you can actually recognize me from it. And we also know that you’re funny. Not funny in the good way, funny as in laughed at. And.. if you didn’t know the last know, I am happy to inform you that you’re funny." - about Puetavisa.
Now, back on topic,
We all move to The Democratic Republic of Freedom. We are welcomed with open arms. They, together with us and our puppets number 20 - an impressive number! We stayed there for three days - until St. Patrick's. We RP'd and relaxed. Bad news came from Hegiroth - in his madness, Lytchett turned the region communist! Ironically, this meant that the Kaiserreich would cut the ties with him. We had a good long laugh at that too. Then, we debated what our new region should be like.
We decided on a name: The Clover Confederation.
Puetavisa enjoyed his time at the DRF so much, he decided to stay there for the time being and sent his puppet to us - if we could foster activity he would join us with his main nation. Seeing that his place being hold open for him, he joined back regardless. Speaking of joining, new arrivals are here! Sirian, an individual from the forums joined to help us out, as well as Holerij, a puppet of Skundi.
After good news homever, come the bad news. Kaiserreich took Hegiroth to reorganize it into one of their kind - a monarchy. From a communist den. What a trainwreck of a story!
More new arrivals! Certainopia, a Valtic member and an acquaintance joined and started to help out with the RP. Republic de Tropico as well, an individual we know little about yet.
Now that we cooled down our heads a bit since the feud, the Treaty of New Hemlock has been signed - basically live and let live, and by that I mean something resembling reconciliation - we won't condone saying mean stuff about each other. Oh, also, we did some RP back in the DRF as well. Good times.
Couple of days pass. After a brief discussion, we decided to pull out of the Treaty of New Hemlock. It proved to be too 'uncomfortable' for some. Lytchett, of course, went crazy and took it as an attack toward him. The Treaty was vague and basically useless so it was not threatening at all to him if we pulled back from it. But hey, if you want to be offended, you will be.
Not very related, but DRF introduced a political party system and folks from TCC founded their own party. Cool.
And then, on april fools, trivia day came. Guess who decided to make his move?
The one, the only, Dorito. By making a cringy proposal for a question for the quiz. This gem of a thread is still out there somewhere...
Now, for less fun stuff.
Our region was being infiltrated. Aivals, under the guise of a refugee from Hegiroth (which was burning down at that time) joined us together with some more people like Ezzo and Teoholden. Apparently, it was South Galskia on a diplomatic mission from Lytchett to improve relations.
Now, as you might expect, he did the opposite. Yeah, he called us trash on the Hegiroth RMB. The post has been deleted since but Excal reported it to the mods. Hopefully they will at least give out a warning. We had a misunderstanding among all of this and thought Aivals was acting on behalf of UoAS (Union of Allied States). It has been all cleared out, though I don't know the details.
That's that, Hegiroth died for good now. The helpers have left and Lytchett is on a break(?) from NationStates.
And now, a doozy. I've made a dispatch. It reached #2 on the dispatches page and 50+ upvotes. It's about the problems of NationStates.
With that came lots of notices in the top left as well as a degree of attention to our region by like-minded regions. So we got some new embassies. And some funny mail from a commie.
This is where we are now. What will the future hold? Will the Confederation collapse, or will we rise like a phoenix from the ashes?
Spread word of our liberty! Death to tyranny! We, the people should decide!
Join the Confederation today and help us crush injustice and the evil oligarchy!
INTERLUDE #1
After RF brainwash:Or at least we did. Because we collapsed. Foreshadowing, huh.
Unreconciliable hostilities and all that jazz. Excal and GLC started supporting something I've fought very hard against (ekhm, RF, ekhm).
I know not if it was stupidity or they were tricked. Anyways, we went our own ways.
Because we parted, from this point on, this is my story.
And the story of the people around me, which I'll document as events come up.
Anyways...
I owe you an explanation for what happened behind the scenes to cause all this. It happened something like a year ago at the time I'm writing this, so excuse me if the timeline is slightly warped.
I left TCC. Why? Because Excal decided to screw us (me and abbots) over. He deleted a discord channel to spite us. He didn't like it, and instead of just muting it, he went out of his way to burn it down. Why was it this important? Well, it was a meme channel. And we really loved it. We even had a Fortnite music bot. I wouldn't put up with being messed with, so I just left. Okay, so is that all, I hear you ask? Well no. I did something extremely stupid. I had good intentions though. I was helping TCC leave TWC. They were weighing me down. And I guess I felt obligated too. I leaked a bit of info regarding the court case for them seceding. It was supposed to accelerate the process. GLC sold me out. I was kicked out and banned. Ya boi was done. Why did he do it? To screw me over probably. I'd never know. I cut ties with them and explained everything to Puetavisa. He relayed this further and I was pardoned. Kinda. I took a break because I was tired of being screwed without any soap. Ciede was a project I was working on at the time. My creative juices stopped flowing and it burnt out. I will finish it one day, I promise. So I took another break. And then I came back to TWC.
Interlude over.
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Steady as she goes.
Nothing much happens, in contrast to the constant drama of TCC. Time passes.
There was a guy backstabbing us and kicking everyone out of their region, which was a TWC territory. Doctor something. Known for betraying before. Also an attention "garden tool".
Puetavisa gets puppetswept by a mod for telegrams. Obviously, we know what kind of mods this website has. *wink wink* It was funny though. His new nation is Affray. It was worth a few laughs. He did seem annoyed. Annoyed Poot is funny Poot. Or should he be called Fray now? I'll stick with the old nickname here for brevity.
I'm sure we have burger. Wolf clan is a good choice
We aren't named after salad
looks at a certain region
Alpha wolf, Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate
nine useless ones and one that works, which isn't much of an improvement
“Liberty is slow fruit. It is never cheap; it is made difficult because freedom is the accomplishment and perfectness of man." And yet, it is the sweetest fruit of them all. Too bad it's going extinct because people prefer the fruit of mediocrity.
Due to lack of activity.
Alpha wolf, Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate
Our words are backed with nuclear weapons.
Alpha wolf, Ephiny, Funegraris, and Hamburgler
Can I order a um, uh, Sneed burger?
Alpha wolf and Ephiny
My Research Fun Is Concluded.
I made a new nation simply to respond to recruitment telegrams.
1) Yes I responded to them all (32 total)
2) No they did not all respond (11 responded in some way)
Roughly 1/3 Responded in some way to my question. Here is the question recruiters were sent as a response to their recruitment telegram:
When you cough or sneeze, do you ever fart a little bit at the same time?
I found this issue topical as earlier that day someone relatively nearby sneezed due to pollen and let rip a real paint peeler. I had to know if this was normative or not!
Of the 11 Responses, 8 were somehow in the affirmative. Some got descriptive. Some of the details lent comedy as well as a sense of dread.
2 Responders stated they had never experienced or otherwise heard of the phenomena. Once was a "no", another was a eyes wide emoji.
Finally, One responder claimed that they were feeling the onset of existential crisis due to the question and thus was eliminated from a yes or no duality construct.
My conclusion is that the dreaded sudden onset sneeze/cough induced gaseous eruptions are a common experience on NationStates, and that few are immune, and all dread the experience based on some rather detailed explanations.
This needs to be continued. Where can people sponsor?
Alpha wolf, Ephiny, Apostate, and Affray
Helo
Alpha wolf and Ephiny
Morning
Alpha wolf and Ephiny
how are you?
Alpha wolf, Ephiny, and The united federation of amestris
Post self-deleted by Spasica.
Thats good, im doing good aswell
Alpha wolf, Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate
Post by Spasica suppressed by The united federation of amestris.
Sorry to suppress your post, but we have an anti-double posting policy. If you wish to add more to the RMB, please simply edit your previous post:
RMB Etiquette and Rules
Welcome to The Kingdom of the Wolves Regional Message Board (or the RMB), the place in the region where we can all sit back, relax, and chat with other nations. It is the region's primary communication method and it is a vibrant place, open to debates, interactions, and just plain fun. (as demonstrated with our games) However, this RMB is not a lawless wasteland where everyone can just fool around and think they can't get caught (sadly, this happens) and there are rules in place when using it, set and enforced by our regional officers. These rules are in place for safety, reputation, and dignity, and we really suggest that you please observe and follow the rules.
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Alpha wolf, Ephiny, and Apostate
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ok... I read it
Alpha wolf, Ephiny, The united federation of amestris, and Apostate
I love the combinations of laws on my nation.
No prison + death penalty + compulsory organ harvesting. ("i wonder where my neighbor went")
Autocracy + Monarchy + Socialism + child labor + slavery (kinda reminds me of real life somehow)
No contraception + parental licensing (No loicense? KIDS GO ZAP)
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