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Region: New World Union

Orange-transvaal

Deusvultes wrote:

"Hmm... I've not got this prize yet.." Emperor Matthew said in a confused manner at his computer desk.

"Fire!" The water of the Spanish rained down (quite literally) upon the Orange-Transvaal soldiers. Several soldiers began to prepare the ultimate weapon in water gun history, known as the Water Cannon Minigun. 6,000 water rounds per minute, with terribly un-dry effects for those caught in the fire. Some Spanish bodies lay on the floor crying in pain, the nerf guns were just too much. This was sure to be one of the biggest battles in history.

Meanwhile, a native of the island watched, enjoying it quite thoroughly. "Ah, must be that war thing"

Then all of a sudden, Emperor Matthew got a pop-up on he screen, something reminiscent of the Wannacry virus.

“Ooops! Your Files Have Been Locked!”

Matthew started to freak out. He wanted to start a vlog channel online and now all of his footage was deleted.

“If you want your files back, please give a payment of 9000 bitcoin to redeem it!”

After doing that, the country into even more debt, a second Great Depression in reality.

The democratic nation of unovia and The Unified American Federation

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