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If they're going to send three memos to me every time they change the printer policy (it was one minor fire! Jeff from Marketing almost survived!) like I'm an ignorant child, I will dress like an ignorant child.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to attend an HR-mandated seminar on "proper workplace attire".

*wobbles off in her platform heels, her miniskirt barely covering anything at all and her tube top rolling down, dangerously low*