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Region: Lezra

Old utopia

Rednedonia wrote:

*gets stopped by guard*
Guard: I recognize you! You probably committed crimes, sometime... at some point.
Dragonborn: Dude, can't you just let me go? I was about to go kill a dragon that's going to burn down your city.
*Dragon roars and shadow is seen on guards and dragonborn*
Dragonborn: Okay, that's... not even the same dragon I was talking about... Look, can we just uh... "make a deal"
Guard: Oh.. ooohh…! I see what you mean!
Dragonborn: I think you DON'T
*cut to Dragonborn selling a bunch of guard outfits at a shop* Just gimme anything, i gotta get going.
(1) Thank you Card added to inventory.
*Dragonborn walks out of shop to go kill dragons*
Shopkeep: *sniff sniff* Aw, they s**t themselves...

Senile scribbles fan I see.

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