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Region: Edmundian Empire

Of altonianic islands wrote:-Meanwhile in the Islands-

Good afternoon today, I'm Raychel Meadows from OAFNN. At the moment, we're tracking the overnight billion dollar industry of rat farming! Due to loopholes in Islandsian legal codes, these rats can be farmed with no regard to typical regulation of the farming indsutry. The industry is now worth about 760 billion Wealth Tokens, and is set to eclipse the 1 trillion mark soon. The Great Edmundians on the other hand are showing their true socialist colors by squandering this wonderful business opportunity. Shame on them. Next, after this commercial break, the scientist that successfully taught a gorilla, through sign language, that it will soon die of cancer. Stay with us!

Meanwhile, more concerns about safety have emerged from the military operation being conducted in Sable Valley National Park. Police were called to a family home around 1am this morning when one of their windows was shattered by bullets. A ballistics report compiled by the Gladesopolis Sheriff's Department later concluded the casings came from a military M4A1 rifle. The National Guard has released a statement saying that the incident occurred because a soldier mistook the family dog for a mutated rat. More to come.

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