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Region: the Pacific
ATTENTION FOLLOW WORSHIPPERS OF THE FAITH! IT IS ALMOST NEARING THE END OF TODAYS FEASTING! IF YOU HAVE NOT CONSUMED AT LEAST TWO GALLONS OF ALCOHOL THEN UMBREON MAY OR MAY NOT VISIT YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP! I ADVIZE YOU GET FINISH WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT TO DRINK! THE MELIOUS GOVERNMENTS WOULD ALSO LIKE TO REMIND YOU TO DRIVE SAFELY AND SOBER!
