The Empire of The Dogetopian Trading Post is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Union leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.051 billion Wealthy Merchants have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Trading Post. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The powerhouse Dogetopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion Dingadangdongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 89,824 Dingadangdongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper. Crime is totally unknown. The Dogetopian Trading Post's national animal is the Peasant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Commerce.

The Dogetopian Trading Post is ranked 42,448^th in the world and 4^th in Edmundian Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,217.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.