The Republic of Corzary is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pascual Carrion with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.381 billion Corzaryians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lapores. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Corzaryian economy, worth 205 trillion Solvas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 46,961 Solvas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,673 per year while the poor average 2,943, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Corzary has designated Lapores as its capital city, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Pascual Carrion has just been declared ruler of Corzary in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Corzary's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Corzary is ranked 152,388^th in the world and 13^th in Alvazia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.