The Multiple nations of East Cashinamasian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rasputin with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.552 billion East Cashinamasianians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.

The frighteningly efficient East Cashinamasianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,172 trillion Capital ones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,089 Capital ones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 785,758 per year while the poor average 63,346, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Cashinamasian's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Gods Dragon.

East Cashinamasian is ranked 267,254^th in the world and 59^th in 001 Alpha Prime for Nicest Citizens, with 0.65 average smiles per day.