The Nationalist Republic of Occupation Norway is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Forbundspresident Fredrikstad Heß with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 898 million Norwegens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vest-Oslo okkupert distrikt. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Norwegen economy, worth 49.4 trillion Norsk kroner a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,021 Norsk kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Salmonsball fields, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and what goes down must come up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Occupation Norway's national animal is the Salmons, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Occupation Norway is ranked 277,632^nd in the world and 315^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.