Population | 8.037 billion |
Capital | Constantinople |
Leader | Emperor Caesar |
Faith | Judaism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Gorilla |
The Empire of Kezzys is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Caesar with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.037 billion Kezzysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kezzysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 181,826 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kezzys's national animal is the Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.
Kezzys is ranked 4,567th in the world and 9th in The League for Safest, scoring 132.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Kezzys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Kezzys endorsed The The Kingdom of targetwest of Targetwest.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in Kezzys, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Kezzys was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Exitodia, Brandenburgia, Osimiria, Creeperopolis, Tosara, Sondalwood, Main Page, Kufard, AngelStitch, Tavalenia, and Targetwest.