The Kingdom of KoAC is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jac Hoff with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.896 billion KoACians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KoAC City. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient KoACian economy, worth a remarkable 6,112 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 292,502 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, Jac Hoff shot first, and the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KoAC's national animal is the Anteater, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

KoAC is ranked 283,370^th in the world and 6^th in Alternate History Hub for Safest, scoring 4.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.