The Republic of Tuscerslavia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 427 million Tuscerslavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Столвытовград. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tuscerslavic economy, worth 15.0 trillion Зялокs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,124 Зялокs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuscerslavia's national animal is the sea fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tuscerslavia is ranked 19,774^th in the world and 52^nd in The League for Safest, scoring 113.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.