The Emirate of Night Grinialand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.857 billion Night Grinialandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alabasta. The average income tax rate is 14.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Night Grinialandian economy, worth 481 trillion tiaras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,191 tiaras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and the Federal Council of Night Grinialand has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Night Grinialand's national animal is the lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Astrology.

Night Grinialand is ranked 161,956^th in the world and 1^st in Netraucora for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 870.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.