The Emirate of Night Grinialand is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.863 billion Night Grinialandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alabasta. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Night Grinialandian economy, worth 857 trillion tiaras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,301 tiaras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, street food vendors are accompanied by personal fleets of garbage trucks, and most Night Grinialandian video games are banned in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Night Grinialand's national animal is the lemur, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Astrology.

Night Grinialand is ranked 118,541^st in the world and 3^rd in Netraucora for Most Developed, scoring 58.37 on the Human Development Index.