The Empire of Armonker is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Kratos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 846 million Armonkerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialism. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Armonkerian economy, worth 141 trillion Antimatters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 167,569 Antimatters, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armonker's national animal is the Saber Toothed Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armonker is ranked 272,227^th in the world and 6,035^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.