The Republic of Navence is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Guillaoma Leblang with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 6.315 billion Navench enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giellan. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Navench economy, worth 266 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,148 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers sit around on their butts all day, Guillaoma Leblang has just been declared ruler of Navence in an international press conference, the news is showing footage of Guillaoma Leblang bullying an old man to the point of tears, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Navence's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Navence's national animal is the Navennic Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Navence is ranked 225,933^rd in the world and 13^th in Union of Conlang Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -102.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.