The Dictatorship of Socialist Crald Islentiongarha is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.215 billion Socialist Crald Islentiongarhans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Socialist Crald Islentiongarhan economy, worth 359 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,045 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Crald Islentiongarha's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Crald Islentiongarha is ranked 53,748^th in the world and 16^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.