The Socialist Republic of Ejoland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.394 billion Ejolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ejolandic economy, worth a remarkable 5,450 trillion crypto sonns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 406,941 crypto sonns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejoland's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ejoland is ranked 2,811^th in the world and 3^rd in Krillin for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,160.63 on the Gilded Widget Scale.