The Socialist Republic of Ejoland is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 18.693 billion Ejolandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ejolandic economy, worth a remarkable 8,447 trillion crypto sonns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 451,915 crypto sonns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, sex changes are routinely performed at Ejoland's hospitals, and the government spares every expense for national defence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejoland's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ejoland is ranked 100^th in the world and 1^st in Krillin for Most Developed, scoring 100.64 on the Human Development Index.