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The centrucian empire

I should probably join the discord at some point although I'm taking a break from there.

Snoodum

The centrucian empire wrote:I should probably join the discord at some point although I'm taking a break from there.

It would be nice to see you on there.

The centrucian empire

o.o

Zekberg

The centrucian empire

Temmi wrote:o.o

Painful am I right?

The centrucian empire

Zekberg wrote:Hey guys

It was just for fun
Don't take it on heart like DUMBEST took

Hi m ZEK

apologies if u got pissed off

It was just for fun

Funny.
Casual discussion is also fun instead of ranting like a lunatic.

Snoodum, Demonos, and Temmi

Reads Snoodum's post. Epic, your majesty. My condolences for your sister. Our hearts break for you.

Steadfastness, Snoodum, Temmi, and The centrucian empire

Demonos wrote:Reads Snoodum's post. Epic, your majesty.

Thanks! It means a lot.

Demonos, Temmi, and The centrucian empire

And just like that, it's over.

Steadfastness, Treadwellia, New vedan, Snoodum, and 5 othersDemonos, Volaworand, The centrucian empire, Northern Rosary Isles, and Peachie

The Principality of Demonos grieves the loss of His Majesty, God-emperor Snudgskooge's sister. In memory of her we proclaim that, for the rest of August, the flag of Demonos be flown half mast. Our hearts are with his majesty in Snoodum.

Snoodum and The centrucian empire

The centrucian empire

NationStates Moderators wrote:And just like that, it's over.

Peace.

Demonos

Demonos wrote:The Principality of Demonos grieves the loss of His Majesty, God-emperor Snudgskooge's sister. In memory of her we proclaim that, for the rest of August, the flag of Demonos be flown half mast. Our hearts are with his majesty in Snoodum.

Hearing this, Snudgeskooge orders the flag of Demonos flown at half mast on all Palace flagpoles, next to the Snoodian flags, also at half mast.

Demonos

The centrucian empire

Snoodum wrote:Thanks! It means a lot.

We extend the same grievances and pray Sobus gives them peaceful transfer to the afterlife.

Snoodum and Demonos

The centrucian empire wrote:We extend the same grievances and pray Sobus gives them peaceful transfer to the afterlife.

Thank you! His Divine Imperial Majesty's 'War on Terror' has begun.

The centrucian empire

The centrucian empire

Snoodum wrote:Thank you! His Divine Imperial Majesty's 'War on Terror' has begun.

War peaked my interest but I imagine your war is very different to our kind of war.

Snoodum

The centrucian empire wrote:War peaked my interest but I imagine your war is very different to our kind of war.

More domestic than anything.

The centrucian empire

The centrucian empire

Snoodum wrote:More domestic than anything.

Good luck, though you seem a whole continent away (Despite...me being here.) what happens over there makes waves over here.

Snoodum

The centrucian empire wrote:Good luck, though you seem a whole continent away (Despite...me being here.) what happens over there makes waves over here.

It should be easier to 'win' with so much focus on it now. It won't leave the number one priority spot for years. The God-Emperor is angry!

The centrucian empire

The centrucian empire

Snoodum wrote:It should be easier to 'win' with so much focus on it now. It won't leave the number one priority spot for years. The God-Emperor is angry!

An indomitable will can be as deadly as an army if in the hands of a smart man.

Snoodum wrote:Thank you! His Divine Imperial Majesty's 'War on Terror' has begun.

It seems, your majesty, you have a secret society problem: The Orbinity cult. Our demon intelligence services will find them, should they be in Demonos, and extradite them immediately for your justice. First you, and now, your sweet sister. It's intolerable!

Snoodum, The centrucian empire, and Peachie

Demonos wrote:It seems, your majesty, you have a secret society problem: The Orbinity cult. Our demon intelligence services will find them, should they be in Demonos, and extradite them immediately for your justice. First you, and now, your sweet sister. It's intolerable!

It truly is. Snoodian sources tell of the cult being spread across the world a very long time ago. If you find any, either execute them or, failing that, extradite them. Thank you!

Demonos, The centrucian empire, and Peachie

The centrucian empire

Snoodum wrote:It truly is. Snoodian sources tell of the cult being spread across the world a very long time ago. If you find any, either execute them or, failing that, extradite them. Thank you!

Looking at our maps we seem too far away for such a thing to be much of an issue on our end but we shall offer support where able.

Snoodum

The centrucian empire wrote:Looking at our maps we seem too far away for such a thing to be much of an issue on our end but we shall offer support where able.

Many thanks! The list of crimes in Snoodum has been updated to include being a member of the Orbinity cult.

This is a link to the Snoodian archives which contains all dispatches.

A list of Snoodum's crimes

Arson
Punishment: All property is seized, the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years and their money is used to pay for the damages. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Assault
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.

Aggravated assault
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.

Attempting to emigrate
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Attempting a crime
Punishment: The courts decide on a case-by-case basis. (punishment is related to the attempted crime)

Being a member of a banned party
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Being a member of the Orbinity cult
Punishment: Execution by bleeding.

Being a member of an alternative news organisation
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Breaking the curfew
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Bribery
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Child abandonment
Punishment: The perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years) and the child(ren) is conscripted into the armed forces.

Child abuse
Punishment: The perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years) and the child(ren) is conscripted into the armed forces.

Child pornography
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Computer crime
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Conspiracy
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Consuming meat
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Criminal contempt of court
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Critisising the government
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Cyber bullying
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Disorderly conduct
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.

Disturbing the peace
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.

Domestic violence
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Drinking
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Drug manufacturing and cultivation
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Drug trafficking/distribution
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Driving under influence
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Embezzlement
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Endangering public morality
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Endangering national security
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Espionage
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Extortion
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Failure to pay off debts
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.

Flag burning
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Fraud
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Harassment
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Harbouring an elderly person
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Hate crimes
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Having a child without having a parental license
Punishment: The perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years) and the child(ren) is conscripted into the armed forces.

Homicide
Punishment: All possessions are seized and the perpetrator is "disappeared" and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Illegal Immigration
Punishment: All possessions are seized and the perpetrator is "disappeared" and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Identity theft
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Insurance fraud
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Involuntary manslaughter
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Kidnapping
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Money laundering
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Murder (first and second degree)
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Not being a member of the SPP (Snoodum Prosperity Party)
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Not submitting DNA to the state
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Not using the metric system
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Owning/flying on an aircraft
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Owning a firearm
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.

Owning a private business
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Perjury (Misleading a court)
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Possession of alcohol/nicotine-based products
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Possession of non-government issued drugs/alcohol
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated" unless these drugs have been prescribed by hospitals or the local clinic.

Preventing euthanasia
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Preventing maternity/paternity leave
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Preventing the harvesting of organs
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Preventing children from being taught sex education
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Protesting
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Pyramid schemes
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Racketeering
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Rape
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years) (If a child is born, they are conscripted into the armed forces)

Refusing conscription
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Refusing to sing the national anthem in schools or workplaces
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Religious worship other than practicing Snoodism
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Resisting geronticide
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Protesting against a lord
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Robbery
Punishment: The item is either returned or, upon failing that, the perpetrator hands over the item's value in cash and then is conscripted into the armed forces.

Securities fraud
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Sexual assault
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Sending spam
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.

Shop lifting
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Smoking
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Solicitation
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".

Stalking
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Statutory rape
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Tampering with state surveillance equipment
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Tampering with the state-administered ID chip
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.

Tax evasion
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Telemarketing fraud
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)

Vandalism
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.

Voluntary manslaughter
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.

Common crimes that do not exist in Snoodum

Credit/Debit card fraud
Punishment: N/A(There are no credit or debit cards)

Forgery
Punishment: N/A(Currency is digitalised and cannot be forged)

Indecent Exposure
Punishment: N/A(Nudity is enforced)

Prostitution
Punishment: N/A ( If any child is born of this occupation the parent receives fully paid, six months leave from employment to raise the child.)

May we conquer the world with an iron fist

Read factbook


If you're interested.

Demonos, Cossack Peoples, The centrucian empire, and Peachie

The centrucian empire

OOC
As a PT nation it can sometimes be difficult to fit in a region so I'll probably create a more modern or somewhat FT nation alongside this one, although when I can't say.

Snoodum, Demonos, and Peachie

The centrucian empire wrote:OOC
As a PT nation it can sometimes be difficult to fit in a region so I'll probably create a more modern or somewhat FT nation alongside this one, although when I can't say.

OOC

do you boo-boo

The centrucian empire and Peachie

The centrucian empire

Demonos wrote:OOC

do you boo-boo

OOC
I-

Peachie

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