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Painful am I right?
And just like that, it's over.
Steadfastness, Treadwellia, New vedan, Snoodum, and 5 othersDemonos, Volaworand, The centrucian empire, Northern Rosary Isles, and Peachie
An indomitable will can be as deadly as an army if in the hands of a smart man.
It seems, your majesty, you have a secret society problem: The Orbinity cult. Our demon intelligence services will find them, should they be in Demonos, and extradite them immediately for your justice. First you, and now, your sweet sister. It's intolerable!
Many thanks! The list of crimes in Snoodum has been updated to include being a member of the Orbinity cult.
Arson
Punishment: All property is seized, the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years and their money is used to pay for the damages. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Assault
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.
Aggravated assault
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.
Attempting to emigrate
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Attempting a crime
Punishment: The courts decide on a case-by-case basis. (punishment is related to the attempted crime)
Being a member of a banned party
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Being a member of the Orbinity cult
Punishment: Execution by bleeding.
Being a member of an alternative news organisation
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Breaking the curfew
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Bribery
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Child abandonment
Punishment: The perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years) and the child(ren) is conscripted into the armed forces.
Child abuse
Punishment: The perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years) and the child(ren) is conscripted into the armed forces.
Child pornography
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Computer crime
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Conspiracy
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Consuming meat
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Criminal contempt of court
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Critisising the government
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Cyber bullying
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Disorderly conduct
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.
Disturbing the peace
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.
Domestic violence
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Drinking
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Drug manufacturing and cultivation
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Drug trafficking/distribution
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Driving under influence
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Embezzlement
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Endangering public morality
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Endangering national security
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Espionage
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Extortion
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Failure to pay off debts
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.
Flag burning
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Fraud
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Harassment
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Harbouring an elderly person
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Hate crimes
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Having a child without having a parental license
Punishment: The perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years) and the child(ren) is conscripted into the armed forces.
Homicide
Punishment: All possessions are seized and the perpetrator is "disappeared" and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Illegal Immigration
Punishment: All possessions are seized and the perpetrator is "disappeared" and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Identity theft
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Insurance fraud
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Involuntary manslaughter
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Kidnapping
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Money laundering
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Murder (first and second degree)
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Not being a member of the SPP (Snoodum Prosperity Party)
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Not submitting DNA to the state
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Not using the metric system
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Owning/flying on an aircraft
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Owning a firearm
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.
Owning a private business
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Perjury (Misleading a court)
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Possession of alcohol/nicotine-based products
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Possession of non-government issued drugs/alcohol
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated" unless these drugs have been prescribed by hospitals or the local clinic.
Preventing euthanasia
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Preventing maternity/paternity leave
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Preventing the harvesting of organs
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Preventing children from being taught sex education
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Protesting
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Pyramid schemes
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Racketeering
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Rape
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years) (If a child is born, they are conscripted into the armed forces)
Refusing conscription
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Refusing to sing the national anthem in schools or workplaces
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Religious worship other than practicing Snoodism
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Resisting geronticide
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Protesting against a lord
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Robbery
Punishment: The item is either returned or, upon failing that, the perpetrator hands over the item's value in cash and then is conscripted into the armed forces.
Securities fraud
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Sexual assault
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Sending spam
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.
Shop lifting
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Smoking
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Solicitation
Punishment: The perpetrator is locked away in prison to be "re-educated".
Stalking
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Statutory rape
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Tampering with state surveillance equipment
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Tampering with the state-administered ID chip
Punishment: The perpetrator is "disappeared, their property seized and their organs are harvested for the good of Snoodum.
Tax evasion
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Telemarketing fraud
Punishment: All property is seized, and the perpetrator is sent to the mines for twenty years. (Average life expectancy: 8.7 years)
Vandalism
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.
Voluntary manslaughter
Punishment: All property is seized and the perpetrator is conscripted into the armed forces.
Credit/Debit card fraud
Punishment: N/A(There are no credit or debit cards)
Forgery
Punishment: N/A(Currency is digitalised and cannot be forged)
Indecent Exposure
Punishment: N/A(Nudity is enforced)
Prostitution
Punishment: N/A ( If any child is born of this occupation the parent receives fully paid, six months leave from employment to raise the child.)
May we conquer the world with an iron fist
If you're interested.
Demonos, Cossack Peoples, The centrucian empire, and Peachie
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