The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Empire of Layarteb	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“So I dub thee Unforgiven”
3.	The Republic of Cylea	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Libertas inaestimabilis”
4.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Gargantuan Love God”
5.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
6.	The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Sharing is caring!”
7.	The Free Lunch of PerpetualMotionMachine	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Something for nothing!”
8.	The NWo Kingdom of NWoHollywood	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“NWo 4Life”
9.	The Macedonian IMRO Republic of Sloboda ili Smrt	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Sloboda ili Smrt za Makedonija”
10.	The Conglomerate of Armacor	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”