The Confederacy of Wojtika is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 81 million Wojtikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Wojtikan economy, worth 2.72 trillion Crescents a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,557 Crescents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wojtika's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wojtika is ranked 44,564^th in the world and 2^nd in The Continental Confederation for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.