Population | 42.609 billion |
Capital | Itaquerão |
Leader | Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto |
Faith | Coringão |
Currency | Fifa Club World Cup |
Animal | Gavião |
The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.609 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.
The gigantic but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 10,081 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 236,613 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The comic book series 'Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.
Timao is ranked 286,270th in the world and 6th in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Patriotic, with 0.16 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Timao was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, the comic book series 'Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Timao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Timao was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in Timao, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Star City.