The Seraphic Agglomeration of Gub Kur Gana Dadag is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lúgal Enmend Urana II with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.271 billion Gub Kurians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edin Kašbir. The average income tax rate is 11.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gub Kur Gana Dadagian economy, worth 915 trillion Invigorated Sheqels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,670 Invigorated Sheqels, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account. Crime is relatively low. Gub Kur Gana Dadag's national animal is the Somnambulant Chelydra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indo-Chaldean Judeo-Celtic Pantheism.

Gub Kur Gana Dadag is ranked 276,759^th in the world and 10,003^rd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 6.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.