The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, feral children, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.348 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 19,865 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 633,694 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,325,938 per year while the poor average 33,628, a ratio of 128 to 1.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Credit charge on their phone bill, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Cash Deer Lasagne is a hit, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cashdeer is ranked 292,208^th in the world and 6^th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -124.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.