The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.698 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 26,280 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 884,916 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

90% of active duty GAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, workers' complaints never reach central planning, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Catball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 33^rd in the world and 1^st in Pontbridge Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 53,923.38 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.