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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population21.539 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory vegetarianism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.539 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 14,987 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 695,841 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 204,264th in the world and 5th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Politically Free, scoring zero on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdBest Weather: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 5thHighest Poor Incomes: 6thLargest Governments: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 7thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10thMost Primitive: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thLargest Black Market: 21stLongest Average Lifespans: 38thHighest Average Incomes: 75thMost Ignorant Citizens: 91stMost Advanced Public Education: 100thHighest Economic Output: 158thHealthiest Citizens: 162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 216thLargest Welfare Programs: 404thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 426thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 500thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 715thMost Efficient Economies: 724thMost Stationary: 1,030thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,090thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,223rdMost Authoritarian: 2,605thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,548thLargest Populations: 5,349thMost Conservative: 7,032ndMost Influential: 7,525thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,367thMost Income Equality: 12,780th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, there's a hole in the heart of every Gyno city.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Sister Number One's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Gynos believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, military spending is on the increase.

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