
| Population | 34.822 billion |
| Capital | Femininegrad |
| Leader | Sister Number One |
| Faith | Goddess Worship |
| Currency | Credit |
| Animal | Cat |
The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.822 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 34,075 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 978,549 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, and Gynos also serve as great lightning rods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.
Gynostan is ranked 30th in the world and 1st in Pontbridge Islands for Most Developed, scoring 101.83 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Gynostan, Gynos also serve as great lightning rods.
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Gynostan, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
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Gynostan, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
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Gynostan, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
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Gynostan, Gynostan isn't what it used to be.
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Gynostan, cute fluffy little Sister Number Ones are increasingly popular exotic pets.
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Gynostan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
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Gynostan, young people devote their entire lives to the faith.
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Gynostan, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations.
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Gynostan, half of Gyno history is deemed too unpatriotic to be mentioned in textbooks.



















































