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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population23.207 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.207 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 17,163 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 739,569 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, politicians look weirdly alike, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 240,619th in the world and 6th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -64.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thLargest Governments: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thBest Weather: 6thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7thMost Primitive: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 9thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Black Market: 22ndMost Subsidized Industry: 23rdLongest Average Lifespans: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 64thMost Advanced Public Education: 70thHighest Economic Output: 118thMost Ignorant Citizens: 121stHealthiest Citizens: 128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 269thLargest Welfare Programs: 303rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 491stMost Efficient Economies: 544thMost Stationary: 978thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,442ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,986thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,618thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,681stMost Conservative: 4,803rdLargest Populations: 5,222ndMost Influential: 7,538thTop
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Most Developed: 13,303rdMost Extreme: 15,724thMost Income Equality: 16,436thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,098th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities.

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