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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Gynostan

Population22.836 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.836 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 16,708 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 731,664 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation tends not to learn from its history, Goddess Worship now admits men and women into its clergy, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 241,738th in the world and 6th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -64.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thLargest Governments: 5thHighest Poor Incomes: 6thBest Weather: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 6thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8thMost Primitive: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19thMost Subsidized Industry: 20thLargest Black Market: 20thLongest Average Lifespans: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 68thMost Advanced Public Education: 79thMost Ignorant Citizens: 105thHighest Economic Output: 127thHealthiest Citizens: 136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 244thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 287thLargest Welfare Programs: 316thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 512thMost Efficient Economies: 580thMost Stationary: 985thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,398thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,175thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,472ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,876thMost Conservative: 4,895thLargest Populations: 5,241stMost Influential: 7,446thTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,944thMost Extreme: 15,569thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,496thMost Developed: 21,203rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Goddess Worship now admits men and women into its clergy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.

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