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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population25.972 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.972 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 20,957 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 806,945 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, Sister Number One's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls, and many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 268,872nd in the world and 7th in Pontbridge Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 0.2 quips per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Patriotic: 1stMost Devout: 1stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2ndLargest Governments: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 4thBest Weather: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7thMost Primitive: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thLargest Black Market: 18thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20thLongest Average Lifespans: 30thMost Subsidized Industry: 36thMost Advanced Public Education: 42ndHighest Average Incomes: 48thHighest Economic Output: 87thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108thHealthiest Citizens: 115thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 123rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138thMost Ignorant Citizens: 161stLargest Welfare Programs: 183rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 416thMost Efficient Economies: 419thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 777thMost Stationary: 895thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,667thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,011thLargest Populations: 4,937thMost Developed: 5,903rdMost Influential: 7,340thMost Conservative: 7,673rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 18,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,008thMost Extreme: 24,708th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Sister Number One's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.

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