The National Assembly of The Star Enpire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Enperor Pier II with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 20.964 billion Starnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redmont. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,258 trillion pies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,725 pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Starnians, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is well under control. The Star Enpire's national animal is the bluefin tuna, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Holy Church of Spode.

The Star Enpire is ranked 76,696^th in the world and 72^nd in Refugia for Most Patriotic, with 18.32 flags saluted per person per day.