The Land of Feirmont is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Pauline Dragt with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.002 billion Feirmontians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killow. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Feir economy, worth a remarkable 2,165 trillion Grits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,124 Grits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The atmosphere in Feir boardrooms is turning more gay, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feirmont's national animal is the Panmanta raycake, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Feirmont is ranked 1,940^th in the world and 3^rd in Spiritus for Nicest Citizens, with 73.46 average smiles per day.