The Omnisapient Neotopia of Nurdia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Poohbah Nurdibashi with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 41.571 billion Nurdians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nurdiopolis. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nurdian economy, worth a remarkable 4,495 trillion Groats a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,129 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime is totally unknown. Nurdia's national animal is the Megaprawn, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nurdia is ranked 4,012^th in the world and 1^st in The Atlantic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,445.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.