by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 136thMost Secular: 155thMost Compassionate Citizens: 571st
The Omnisapient Neotopia of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
In Ourselves we trust.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population31.999 billion

LeaderGrand Poohbah Nurdibashi


The Omnisapient Neotopia of Nurdia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Poohbah Nurdibashi with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.999 billion Nurdians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy is also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nurdiopolis. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Nurdian economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion Groats a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,956 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large sections of Nurdia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, nude art is becoming wildly popular, third world countries are rich in "I Love Nurdiopolis" t-shirts, and small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists. Crime is totally unknown. Nurdia's national animal is the Megaprawn, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nurdia is ranked 166,933rd in the world and 10th in The Atlantic for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.56 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Pacifist: 136thMost Secular: 155thMost Compassionate Citizens: 571stSmartest Citizens: 608thHealthiest Citizens: 664thLeast Corrupt Governments: 699thNicest Citizens: 700thBest Weather: 1,028thMost Stationary: 1,158thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,173rdLargest Populations: 1,286thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,348thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,555thTop
Most Cultured: 3,018thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,830thLowest Crime Rates: 4,266thMost Inclusive: 4,806thMost Influential: 6,682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,429thNudest: 8,023rdTop
Safest: 8,588thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,921stHighest Economic Output: 10,325thMost Income Equality: 12,315thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,592nd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nurdia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Duxburian Union".
  • : Nurdia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Ban on Secret Treaties"".
  • : Nurdia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Aurelia".
  • : Nurdia agreed to construct embassies between The Atlantic and Meme Stream.
  • : Nurdia lodged a message on the Atlantic Regional Message Board.
  • : Nurdia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Animal Testing".
  • : Nurdia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Atlantic".
  • : Nurdia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Amelioration of Maritime Conditions".
  • : Nurdia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc"".
  • : Nurdia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Grays Harbor".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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