«12. . .3,1963,1973,1983,1993,2003,2013,202. . .5,0675,068»
Hush! I don't give away your trade secrets, so don't give away mine.
Brocklandia and New swaraelia
The weekend poetry contest has ended. Now we await judgement from Brocklandia.
Feoras, New swaraelia, and Woods is back
<literally dead>
Feoras and Russviata
Don't worry. I've been on the menu before. It isn't that bad once you get over the fear.
Feoras and New swaraelia
Pokes head through a portal - Turns all the Bar's water into wine, because why not?🤷🏻♂️
Feoras, Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, and New swaraelia
And once you get over the smell of onions. Cheffy can be a bit heavy-handed with the seasonings.
Feoras, New swaraelia, and Russviata
Well, terrific. Now you get to be the one to explain to the boss why our water bill just quadrupled.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus and New swaraelia
Mulling now. Decision imminent. Watch this space in about 12 hours.
Zombie Penguins and New swaraelia
I have looked all over this bar, turned on every faucet, by which I meant my drones did that, and I have never noted any water here. The only genuine water is in this flask I have, which is now wine.
Pulls out a flask and starts to drink from it.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus and Russviata
You'll never get rich that way. Fear of becoming a lunch dish should motivate most patrons to folk over a large fee, if you market your services more aggressively.
Did you check the toilets? Those, I believe, used to run on water, before it got turned to wine and the other customers started drinking from 'em. Which is probably more sanitary than the wine we serve in glasses, come to think of it.
Ooo!--Quick, somebody, click on the "accept" button. Soon our resident Cthulhu will be up to its armpits in friends and family members from its home dimension, while the rest of us run around shrieking in terror ... It's a typical Fish Taco Tuesday after all.
Feoras, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Zombie Penguins, and Woods is back
Ohh, we've checked the toilets. They never ran on water.
Well, if you want get technical, they never ran at all. But if they had ever worked, they might have run on water. I'm sticking to that, no matter how many of those "facts" you raise to the contrary.
Ranked 10% for disposable incomes
Oh no...I’m just...browsing...
I eat the zombie
Let's see: only one poetry submission included a bribe, and one even included a thinly veiled insult to my prowess as a worker--accurate, but hey!
So, let's proceed with this week's results.
Zombie Penguins gets this week's honorable mention. While hir poem could be taken as a swipe at me, I prefer instead to focus on how important ZP implies I personally am to the Bar's greatness:
- The bar can be great
If Brock ever does hir job
Which isn't often.
Pax Nerdvana, Jehovahs witness, and East berlin state all turned in strong entries, so they collectively share third place. Thanks and congrats to each of you!
While technically not submitted as a poem, the following comment from Timetraveler republics has a certain poetic force and therefore takes second place. This one has almost everything, folks--a lament, the epic sweep of the passage of time, and latent alcoholism.
- Well , I can't come back in time.
Now may I have another drink?
Which brings us to this week's winner, a sweeping ode to life in the Bar that lacks only a mention of Cthulhu to be perfection. Congratulations to our winner, New swaraelia!
- This is the bar on the corner of all the regions,
A marvel to behold,
For there is everything from 1860 vodka enthusiasts to temporarily excavated
Bodies and no rules to uphold.
Payment seems to be optional
As death is a daily occurrence.
There’s literally a goddamn zombie
And that’s only the last few RMB pages concurrent
So this is the bar on the corner of all the regions
Please have a scone and stay
For let’s be honest-you’re certainly not upon us
To have any good goddamn taste
(slides dubious scone)
And, uhm, thanks for the bribe scone.
Thanks, everybody!
Feoras, Zombie Penguins, Pax Nerdvana, New swaraelia, and 1 otherWoods is back
*leaves a an extra-sharp knife and a bottle of steak sauce on Lord's table*
Feoras, Pax Nerdvana, and New swaraelia
Don't Count Your Boobies Until They're Hatched!
Pax Nerdvana, New swaraelia, and Woods is back
Welcome back Zany Zanes!
Gretten dame, Drunkndisorderly, Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and 1 otherNew swaraelia
«12. . .3,1963,1973,1983,1993,2003,2013,202. . .5,0675,068»
Advertisement