The Turkish Republic of Acara Shura is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Najar Horayatəstan Ajurə with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.504 billion Acara Shurans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Commune of Najakonviə. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Acara Shuran economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Acara Shuran Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,891 Acara Shuran Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Najar Horayatəstan Ajurə wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown. Acara Shura's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Acara Shura is ranked 252,377^th in the world and 5,565^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.