The Republic of Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Checo Perez with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.539 billion Novogalaicoes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Unidos de Nueva Galician economy, worth 229 trillion Peso Novogalaicoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 149,213 Peso Novogalaicoes, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime is totally unknown. Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia's national animal is the Red Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is ranked 62,316^th in the world and 1,149^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,527.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.