The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.723 billion CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,416 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 291,440 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Big Cheese is a silly poophead, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 9,276^th in the world and 215^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,570.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.