The City State of Cenagrad is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nicolas Tryvansky with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.938 billion Cenagradians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cenagradian economy, worth a remarkable 2,722 trillion Janas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,830 Janas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, both criminals and civilians are DOA, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and Cenagradian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime is totally unknown. Cenagrad's national animal is the Flying Spagetti Monster, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Cenagrad is ranked 32,499^th in the world and 35^th in The Hole To Hide In for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.41 law-abiding acts per hour.