The Kliencic Republic of Iraeli is a massive, genial nation, ruled by His Excellency President Aaron Barcka with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.051 billion Iraelians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odsterdam. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Iraeit economy, worth 213 trillion Iraelian Gaillards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,645 Iraelian Gaillards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iraeli's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Alukaisim.

Iraeli is ranked 20,429^th in the world and 39^th in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,163.8 on the Clooney Contribution Index.