Population | 7.472 billion |
Capital | Drewtopolis |
Leader | Droob Russell |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Sweaterausarus |
The Morbidly Obese Citizens of Drewtopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Droob Russell with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.472 billion Drewtopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drewtopolis. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Drewtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 168,098 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, even God cannot save you in Drewtopia, airport security is provided by private companies, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drewtopia's national animal is the Sweaterausarus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Drewtopia is ranked 106,800th in the world and 239th in The League for Safest, scoring 80.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drewtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Drewtopia was endorsed by The Federal states of Omakise.
- : Drewtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Influential, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Drewtopia, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
- : Following new legislation in Drewtopia, airport security is provided by private companies.
- : Following new legislation in Drewtopia, even God cannot save you in Drewtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Drewtopia, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Drewtopia was endorsed by The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta.
- : Drewtopia was endorsed by The Sanctified Realm of Stalanatis.
- : Drewtopia was endorsed by The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Creeperopolis, Osimiria, Qaratoprok, Tosara, Avengis, DragonBorn Clan, RzeczPospolitaya, Pan de Rosas, Aidax, Targetwest, Exitodia, AngelStitch, Israel and the Sinai, Kufard, and Omakise.