Population | 32 million |
Currency | Gaillard |
Animal | Skibidi Toilet |
The Commonwealth of Huhlania is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32 million Huhlanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 6.9%.
The thriving Huhlanian economy, worth 2.55 trillion Gaillards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,750 Gaillards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and armed security details escort librarians to their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Huhlania's national animal is the Skibidi Toilet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Huhlania is ranked 58,290th in the world and 1,324th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 129.03 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Huhlania's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Huhlania resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Huhlania changed its national motto to "I det mørke dyb ligger en nation i dvale".
- : Huhlania changed its national motto to "当主持人们在庆祝的时候,在黑暗的虚空深处躺着一个没有希望的国家".
- : Huhlania endorsed The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Huhlania endorsed The Desert Dweller Delegayte of Dakota.
- : Huhlania relocated from The League to The Rejected Realms.
- : Huhlania was ejected and banned from The League by The Curers of Spode Humbled Minions.
- : Following new legislation in Huhlania, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Huhlania, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.