The Republic of Northern Monrovia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Giovanni Delarosa with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.179 billion Northern Monrovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banff. The average income tax rate is 43.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Monrovian economy, worth 480 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,065 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the army consists of only generals and grunts, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime is totally unknown. Northern Monrovia's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Northern Monrovia is ranked 103,656^th in the world and 233^rd in The League for Safest, scoring 81.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.