Population | 3.304 billion |
Capital | Celipse |
Leader | Oscar de la Olla |
Currency | francatar |
Animal | lagarto |
The Republic of Cataria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Oscar de la Olla with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.304 billion Catarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celipse. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Catarian economy, worth 466 trillion francatars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 141,333 francatars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The national security service are a bunch of crooks, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Catarians, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown. Cataria's national animal is the lagarto, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cataria is ranked 107,535th in the world and 4,777th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,834.76 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cataria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Food Quality, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Developed, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Cataria, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Cataria, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Cataria, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Catarians.
- : Following new legislation in Cataria, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in Cataria, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Cataria, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Cataria after the ban on emigration was lifted.
- : Following new legislation in Cataria, torture is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Cataria, suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Cataria, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.