The Holy Empire of DEPRESSION AND ADHD is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 356 million Deppressed Kids with Adhd are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depressed kelso. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Depressed kids with Adhd economy, worth 33.8 trillion KELSOES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,026 KELSOES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DEPRESSION AND ADHD's national animal is the DEADLEADERS OF OTHERCOUNTRIES zombie cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

DEPRESSION AND ADHD is ranked 244,089^th in the world and 77^th in depressed kelso for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.