The Insertion of Tampon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mens Truation with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.104 billion Tampons are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tampon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The very strong Tampon economy, worth 689 trillion bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 56,965 bloods, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, Tampon has designated Tampon as its capital city, Mens Truation has just been declared ruler of Tampon in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Tampon's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Tampon's national animal is the Trichomonas vaginalis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tampon is ranked 155,576^th in the world and 3,591^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 63.25 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.