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Hmmm
I mean i think you should remove that
Mom/Dad said no
TNP already is a faction
We literally gave them two ports for use after they misrepresented our capital and a fake “Baba del Sur” city as having one and now I know they’re just making stuff up. I would have appreciated them asking or reading our factbooks...
Nordic-British Union, Cokoland, and The peoples republic of new francois
Post self-deleted by South Baba.
proposing
With all due respect, we can name our own cities and we have. We literally gave you two names after you gave a coast to our capital and invented the other one.
sometimes i go silent when i regret something
Apparently we can start a few cities of our own in Cereskia since that’s okay now...
note: i've only made this cuz i was bored, this is an text adventure type dispatch based on an bug that happened a few days ago and i decided it would be interesting if i would turn this into an actual story
You enter in and first you check:
chose an option:
b1:
chose an option:
also if you chose an option there is no way back jk
for some reason this dispatch might glitch a little bit and some might not be clear for some reason but i'm pretty sure that wouldn't be the case
Anyway though lets begin:
You live in a small city in mississippi
Its a nice day of saturday you decide to open up your computer and log in your NS
You are a new region in Gobglab (not a real region) with 80 million citizens named:
chose your name(note this doesn't affects the following course of the story) :
But your name is not jerry or it is?...idk what your real name is tbh :/
ok lets continue then
ah so you are a fellow weeb aren't you
sounds like some german star trek thing...XD
*Alexa play soviet anthem*
understandable have a nice day
no u[/align]
You enter in and first you check:
chose an option:
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you click on your issues and you see you got only two, one named
"lights out" and the other is named "file_not_found.exe"
if you are reading this go to a1
"lights out" and the other is named "file_not_found.exe"
if you are reading this go to a1
you see that you have only 2 notices
if you are reading this go to a2
if you are reading this go to a2
you decide to check the rmb and the only thing you see is a message that says:there are no lodged messages at present
You're instanly cofused now, so you decide to refresh the rmb but nothing changed
if you are reading this go to a3
You're instanly cofused now, so you decide to refresh the rmb but nothing changed
if you are reading this go to a3
you go to the NS forum and something distracts your atention its a thread that was posted by a former nation and that it says: something is wrong with the rmb, you are now curious so you decide to look into it a little bit
It says: for some reason everytime i go on the rmb it always says that there are no lodged messages at present wich is weird cuz i've gotten like 6 notices and doesn't shows me any of them i tried contacting the mods but i go no response if you know what is goin pls just tell me you decide to check the replies and you see that all the replies are from former nations that ceased to exist,
if you are reading this go to a4
It says: for some reason everytime i go on the rmb it always says that there are no lodged messages at present wich is weird cuz i've gotten like 6 notices and doesn't shows me any of them i tried contacting the mods but i go no response if you know what is goin pls just tell me you decide to check the replies and you see that all the replies are from former nations that ceased to exist,
if you are reading this go to a4
a1:
Chose an issue:[tr]
a1.1:
Chose an option:
a1.2:
chose an option:
a2.1:
Your reply:
a2.2:
chose an option:
a3.1:
your reply:
a4.1:
check a reply:
a4.2:
chose an option:
a4.3:
chose an option:
Chose an issue:
it says that a local crime has happened in the suburbs in your nation wich was about a dead woman that was found strangled with a rope in front of her computer, local neighbours say that the only thing that they sawed was a strong flash of light followed by a poc sound, your citizens ask you to do something about this
You are followed by two options, the first option is from an terrified citizen wich indentifies as the victims mother that says:
i knew this was going to happen i've always warned her about the dangers of the suburbs but she didn't listened to me and now look what happened, i'm telling you suburbs are dangerous and only criminals should be throwned there
And the second is from your agent that says:
These types of crimes happen all the time its not such a big deal anymore,I know its bad and really repulsive when you see these things happening but we can't do anything about it and they should deal with it we have more important things, i mean why don't they investigate it instead, think about it would be fun for them to solve all of this puzzle and we wouldn’t be bothered anymore with these problems
if you are reading this go to a1.1
You are followed by two options, the first option is from an terrified citizen wich indentifies as the victims mother that says:
i knew this was going to happen i've always warned her about the dangers of the suburbs but she didn't listened to me and now look what happened, i'm telling you suburbs are dangerous and only criminals should be throwned there
And the second is from your agent that says:
These types of crimes happen all the time its not such a big deal anymore,I know its bad and really repulsive when you see these things happening but we can't do anything about it and they should deal with it we have more important things, i mean why don't they investigate it instead, think about it would be fun for them to solve all of this puzzle and we wouldn’t be bothered anymore with these problems
if you are reading this go to a1.1
you click the second issue and #€#&!#€*#*#&*#*#*#*#*# pops out you got &*#*#€# options but none of them shows up so you decide to dismiss the issue
if you are reading this go to a1.2[/align]
if you are reading this go to a1.2[/align]
a1.1:
Chose an option:
you chosed the first option and now a bunch of roads are closed in your nation due to the prisoners that are wondering around suburbs, your nation is basicaly now a mess, but then the news bulletin pops out saying:
breaking news everybody we would like to announce you that several murders were reported in a several states the cause of these deaths is unknown but the only thing that we know is that all the victims were found dead in front of their computers and with all of their screens being totaly white, we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you are kinda terrified now
if you are reading this go to b1
breaking news everybody we would like to announce you that several murders were reported in a several states the cause of these deaths is unknown but the only thing that we know is that all the victims were found dead in front of their computers and with all of their screens being totaly white, we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you are kinda terrified now
if you are reading this go to b1
you chosed the second option and now the citizens became the police and the police becamed the citizens in your nation...lol..., but suddenly the news bulletin pops out saying:
breaking news everybody we have been informed that several murders were reported in several states most of the cases were consisting of the victims being stabed and some of them being strangled, also for some reason all of the victims were found in front of their computers with a straight white screen, we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you fell a shiver down your spine
If you are reading this go to b2
breaking news everybody we have been informed that several murders were reported in several states most of the cases were consisting of the victims being stabed and some of them being strangled, also for some reason all of the victims were found in front of their computers with a straight white screen, we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you fell a shiver down your spine
If you are reading this go to b2
you decide to dismiss the issue, but then you recieve a message from your friend john that says:
hey there man have you sawed the news bulletin that they showed up pretty terrifying huh, i gonna be honest i was kinda shocked when i've heard about all those deaths that happened in those several states and the fact that all of them died in front of their computers doesn't this seems a little bit...weird like i doubt it will be just a coincidence tbh they said they will investigate the case but i really don't know what to belive now...anyway tho i'il advice to look your house just to be safe. you are now kinda scared so you decide to...
If you reading this go to b3
hey there man have you sawed the news bulletin that they showed up pretty terrifying huh, i gonna be honest i was kinda shocked when i've heard about all those deaths that happened in those several states and the fact that all of them died in front of their computers doesn't this seems a little bit...weird like i doubt it will be just a coincidence tbh they said they will investigate the case but i really don't know what to belive now...anyway tho i'il advice to look your house just to be safe. you are now kinda scared so you decide to...
If you reading this go to b3
chose an option:
you dismiss the issue but then the news bulletin instanly pops out saying: breaking news everybody we were announced that several people were reported missing in several states everything else is unknown the only thing that we know is that all of their computers were found completly damaged with their screens broken we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you are completly frozen you cannot move
If you are reading this go to b4
If you are reading this go to b4
a2:
chose an notice:
you decide to check your first notice and you find out that is from an unknown nation that ceased within 2 hours, you think that it might could be just a troll because the post that you were mentioned got suppressed by none other than the NS mods themselves, you are now curious so you decide to go to the rmb and ask what happened, you wait a little bit untill you get a response that only says: idk, then you reply to it by saying...
if you are reading this go to a2.1
if you are reading this go to a2.1
you decide to check your second notice and you find out that is from the northern light that mentioned you in bulletin that says: winners of redacted,you then decide to check it out it says that all the nations mentioned in the bulletin will recieve a telegram from &#&#€#*#(#*÷€ in order to *#&#*#*£#*÷, you are now very excited about this whole thing so your decide to...
If you are reading this go to a2.2
If you are reading this go to a2.2
Your reply:
He then replies to you by saying: hey man, if you wanna know i am as much as confused as you are, i got mentioned by the same guy too, i tried asking the other nations what happened and i'm still waiting for a response, you reply to it by saying...
If you are reading this go c1
If you are reading this go c1
He then responds by saying: um...no...but i was just saying...ok look the only thing i know is that the rmb was inactive since that post was made and got suppressed and it wasn't only that post as i can see there were more and all of them were from different nations, the only thing that i can think of is that it was somekind of troll invasion that occured, you then respond to it by saying...
If you are reading this go to c2
If you are reading this go to c2
chose an option:
it says: thank you to all the nations who bothered to check this bulletin because this unlike the other bulletins, is something more important and all the nations who got mentioned should fell proud cuz this is probably gonna be their greatest chance to become something important in NS history...you are now more emotionated, you always wanted to become the greatest nation, to rule them all, not just a delegate, but something more bigger than that, so you continue reading...and its not even that hard the only thing you have to do is wait for our telegram, the telegram will contain a few instructions that will tell you what to do if actualy wanna win cuz from all of the selected victims nations only one would survive if you know what we mean ;). you are done reading and as now as twice as excited so now you...
If you are reading this go to c3
If you are reading this go to c3
dispite the fact that you are pretty excited about this whole situation, you decide to ignore the bulletin and...
If you are reading this go to c4 or back at the begining
If you are reading this go to c4 or back at the begining
a3:
chose an option:
you decide to lodge a message on the rmb that simply says: hi in order to get some atention, you wait and wait untill somebody responds to you with the same answer, you then decide to respond to him by saying...
If you are reading this go to a3.1
If you are reading this go to a3.1
you decide to refresh it again but nothing happened just the same message that says: There are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go back to the begining
If you are reading this go back to the begining
your reply:
he then replies to you by saying: i'm good but doesn't the rmb seems a little bit how i can say...weird? you then reply to him by saying...
if you are reading this go to d1
if you are reading this go to d1
he then replies to you by saying: yeah...but this doesn't actualy matters rn, to be honest i actualy wanted to talk something with you or i mean anyone else, you then reply to him by saying...
If you are reading this go to d2
If you are reading this go to d2
a4:
check a reply:
the first reply says: same for some reason i've tried refreshing the rmb but nothing happened i thought i was the only one who was dealing with this situation but apparently not tbh idk what to tell you, the only thing i know is that something much bigger migth be goin on the post has other 2 replies
If you are reading this go to a4.1
If you are reading this go to a4.1
the second reply says: yeah now if i remember corectly this happened the same to me, i disscussed with a nation on the south-pacific about this and he told me that this might have something to do with the new update that NS was getting...wait new update but nobody has told you anything about it, you are now curious so you decide to...
If you are reading this go to a4.2
If you are reading this go to a4.2
the third reply says: you have problems, try looking into this maybe...the message contains a link...its a link to the NS code files i've looked up into them a little bit, and tbh for me it was all just some confusing mess, but idk maybe you smarties out there will understand it
if you are reading this go to a4.3
if you are reading this go to a4.3
check a reply:
it says: jeez...why does everybody has to freak out when the rmb is not active i mean you would think that the only reason that is like that its because people might have more important stuff to do than staying on NS all the day, its not like is going to be the end of the world if nobody says nothing, this calms you down a little bit maybe he was right, maybe you just have to give it a little bit of time to get active, anyway you decide to leave your NS for now and do something else
If you are reading this go to e1
If you are reading this go to e1
it says: weird...for some reason for me it only shows messages that were posted about like 9 years ago, i mean how f*cked up is that, listen if it would be just the rmb being dead i wouldn't make a big deal out of this but showing messages that were posted decades ago... you are now pretty confused, then you remember that you might have encountered the same problem you decide to check the rmb and investigate for yourself only to find out the same message that says: there are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go e2
If you are reading this go e2
chose an option:
you decide to ask about it on the rmb, you wait a long time staring in the screen until you get a response that says: so you have heard about it too huh... i remember seeing a thread about this but it got deleted days ago the only thing know is that they were planing a big event on NS but gaved up for some reason maybe they are trying to bring it back in this new update, you respond to it by saying...
If you are reading this go to e3
If you are reading this go to e3
chose an option:
you click on the link luckly it wasn't a rickroll, instead it was a file that said NS.exe you decide to look into it, it says: NS.exe is unable to perform sistem corrupted...followed by a bunch of scrabbled numbers and letters, then it says...would you like to rebot sistem...you are followed by a "yes" and "no" option
If you are reading this go to e4
If you are reading this go to e4
b1:
chose an option:
even tho you're kinda creeper out, you decide to not make a big deal out of this since what are the chances from all the people out there you will be the next one, so you ignore the news bulletin and go back to your NS stuff and check the rmb just to see that the only thing on it is a message that says: There are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go to b1.1
If you are reading this go to b1.1
so just to be safe, you go around your house and check all the entrances in it in case any murder breaks in, it takes a while of checking and the only thing that atracts your atention its an open window
If you are reading this go to b1.2
If you are reading this go to b1.2
you decide to call someone, in order to calm you down a little bit, this situation is pretty serious though so maybe you did the right thing to see how others are dealing with this situation, anyway there is a criminal frowling around
Where did coko come into this?
And I smell South Baban-Cereskian war
Nah stay calm i'm not angry if you want i can give some city names
This is not related to any RP and South Baba is a neutral country.
is neutrality the best thing one can do in this entire plane of existence?
Those are South Baban principles but the best thing would be not inventing cities in other people’s countries when you can just ask or read a factbook...
Post self-deleted by The peoples republic of new francois.
South Baba I changed again
you have a dictator so why political system
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