The North PacificBoard

She sells sea shells on a sea shore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand

Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if people think they're rare you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island
Stock pile em high until they're rarer than a diamond

Step 2: You gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really frickin want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell then you're just a frickin waste man

3: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
Shells must sell, that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals they're a poor mans quality

4: Expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
5: Why just shells? Why limit yourself?
She sells sea shells sell oil as well

6: Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
7: Press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Then run to be the president of the United States

8: Big smile mate, big wave, that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
9: Polarize the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

10: The world is yours
Step out on a stage to a round of applause
You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a w****
And you sell sea shells on the sea shore