The Fresh food people of Woolies is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dodgy cashier with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.317 billion Wooliesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolies roast chicken central. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooliesian economy, worth 806 trillion Mud cakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 243,102 Mud cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, it is often said that only Dodgy cashier could bring down Dàguó, and the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolies's national animal is the Aisle 12 cleanup, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ANZAC biccies.

Woolies is ranked 4,695^th in the world and 135^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 580.63 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.