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Most Patriotic: 3,539thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,833rdMost Devout: 7,248th
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
By The People For The People
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zesta

Population3.912 billion

Currencyzark
Animalsquirrel

The People's Republic of Zesta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.912 billion Zestans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zestan economy, worth 655 trillion zarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,531 zarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zesta's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zesta is ranked 43,735th in the world and 1,002nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,481.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Patriotic: 3,539thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,833rdMost Devout: 7,248thLowest Crime Rates: 7,568thHealthiest Citizens: 8,836thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,745thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,138thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,703rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,750thMost Efficient Economies: 13,801stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,854thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,978thLargest Governments: 16,468thHighest Average Incomes: 17,067thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,405thBest Weather: 17,477thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,606thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,771stSmartest Citizens: 21,354thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,974thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,491stMost Conservative: 26,853rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,946thMost Inclusive: 27,204thMost Authoritarian: 28,073rd
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Most Patriotic: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 137th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 270th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 296th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 298th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 302nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 333rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 341st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 364th in the regionLargest Governments: 381st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 424th in the regionBest Weather: 427th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 431st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 461st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 492nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 510th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 572nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 606th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 615th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 651st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zesta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Patriotic, and Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Zesta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesta, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesta, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Zesta, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesta, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesta, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesta, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesta, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Zesta, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.

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